10 Reasons Trump Will Win

It’s Trump’s world, we’re just living in it. Here’s why he’ll win:

1. Riots and Terrorism If peace breaks out in the Middle East, advantage Hillary. Every realistic domestic or international future event favors The Donald. Especially if it’s violent and telegenic. 2. Trump is Negative-Ad Proof Trump’s pitch is that he’s a manipulative schmuck who will do whatever it takes to win. “Negative” ads that confirm this point just make him stronger. 3. Id Beats Superego Hillary Clinton is more sanctimonious, fundamentalist, fraudulent, hypocritical and insufferable than the Catholic Church of the Left’s imagination. Will Hillary ever stop yelling at us? Now she says a vote for Trump will cast us into a fiery hell. Enough people would rather be experiencing the end of time with Trump than praying for the end of time with Hillary. 4. “Make America Great Again” Splits & Exposes the Left You can’t win an election by saying “America was never great.” Hillary also can’t win saying “America never stopped being great, you bigoted moron.” Her personality, campaign, and base are too invested in the idea that America is institutionally racist and has a rape culture. 5. He’ll Do Fine with Minorities Trump will hold multiple rallies in every swing-state big city. He’ll speak live to tens of thousands of people at a shot. This helps Trump. The press will cover the violent rallies outside. This helps Trump. Inside, they’ll show disruptive hecklers. This helps Trump. They’ll show minorities listening to the speech. This helps Trump. They’ll show Trump talking about how Dems have been screwing minorities but now Trump will fix it. The speech will combine truths and hyperbole, and will be full of contradictions. But it will sound awesome. This helps Trump. These events will dominate the news cycle. This helps Trump. 6. Trump Keeps Being Right How many times did pundits insist we passed #PeakTrump? That he was a lousy candidate who was always wrong and would fail miserably? Enough Americans will decide to trust the guy with the strong track record and unconventional strategies over the idiots who got us into this mess, keep being wrong, and have the nerve to call Trump stupid and dangerous. 7. President Obama When he’s not on the ticket, he’s poison. His supporters only come out when he’s on the ballot. His opponents come out whenever he opens his mouth. And he can’t shut it. 8. Bernie Bros #NeverTrumpers are coming home. Repubs spent eight years wishing they had the White House. And conservativism is about settling for the lesser evil and saving what can be saved. #BernieBros spent those years wishing they hadn’t settled for a relative moderate. And radical utopians tend to bern down the house. They think the corrupt Hillary machine stole the nomination, and then added insult to injury by mocking the Bros as irresponsible racists and sexists. The potential indictment will also prevent closure: Bernie won’t drop out and risk Biden swooping in. Some Bros will come home to Hillary. Many won’t. And replacing Hillary would just make things worse. 9. The Old Rules Still Apply to Everyone Else Trump didn’t rewrite the rules, he’s just immune to them. As Senator Rubio learned the hard way, the old rules still apply to everyone else. Hillary, the president, Senator Warren and others are welcome to join Trump in the mud. That will just make them muddy. It won’t give them any of Trump’s strengths. 10. Trump is Likable and Compelling Sure he’s a putz whom many people hate. But he’s an upbeat and uplifting putz who grows on you, and whom the media can’t stop showing and whom we can’t stop watching. Pro-tip: Telling those who like him that they’re Neo-Nazis and sexists just makes you look nasty and unhinged. Bonus Reason: Media & Dems Really Are Intermarried Lying Slimeweasels Trump says the media and the Democratic Leadership (and some Repubs) are intermarried lying slimeweasels. Fact Check: True. They really do team up to lie to the American people. They use their wealth and influence to live in a private bubble, protected from the calamitous effects of their virtue-signalling and self-serving policies. The Obamacare architects really did intentionally lie to Americans so they’d sacrifice their health care to cover others. The State Department really doctored the video of a press conference and lied about it. Ben Rhodes really did a victory lap bragging about how they manipulated the press to sell the Iran deal. The “97% of scientists” global warming talking point really is fraudulent. Katie Couric really did doctor video to make gun-rights supporters look stupid. Candy Crowley really did interrupt the debate to rebut Romney’s truth and back the president’s lie. And this is just the tip of the iceberg of the stuff where they were caught. “Fact-checkers” and Voxsplainers really are as biased and manipulative as what they pretend to cover. Many of the top network news people really are top Dems’ spouses, siblings, and former staffers. A thousand Trump Universities could never be as fraudulent and corrupt as Clinton Inc. and the Dem-Media partnership. And that’s one reason they can’t stop him. Bonus Point 2: The People Are with Trump on the Most Controversial Issues On the issues that most inflame the passions, the people are with Trump. Or more accurately, Trump is with the people. The politically correct globalists are more worried about Americans’ alleged Islamophobia and xenophobia than about Americans’ real suffering from Islamic terror and “undocumented” immigration. This is the opening that Trump saw and exploited. He’ll continue exploiting it all the way to the White House.

Hail to the Chief Sorry Dems and #NeverTrumpers. The man is unstoppable. Though I admit I’m a little concerned about his age. He’ll be 81 when he begins his fourth term.

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